Dumb Shit the Bible Says

"Hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?"

— Isaiah 36:12

That's right folks ... all you have to do is accept Jesus into your heart, and you get a free meal at the all-you-can-eat Shit and Piss Buffet. Sounds like a fair deal.