Dumb Shit the Bible Says

"You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them."

— Ezekiel 16:17

Don't you hate when that happens? You hand-smelt jewelry out of your finest gold for your wife, and what does she do? I'll tell you what she does. She turns your thoughtful, romantic gift into a fucking sex toy. What a waste.