Dumb Shit the Bible Says

"Early in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry."

"Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, 'May you never bear fruit again!' Immediately the tree withered."

— Matthew 21:18-19

YOU ARE THE FUCKING SON OF GOD. WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING WITH A FIG TREE.